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Day Three-do I really want to do this?

Again, this post will have obnoxious and bodily descriptions that are not the most proper things to talk about. So beware.

I warned you.

Day three of this "body cleanse" has me seriously wondering why anyone in their right mind would want to submit themselves to this torture and exclusion of bodily toxicity. I never would have known how much crap I literally have in my body. Seriously, I have knocked off 5 pounds already. Ok, not knocked off, but I don't want to gross you out too much. (Let's just say I have flushed 5 pounds down the toilet.)

again, I warned you, you only have yourself to blame.

Maybe I should just camp out in the bathroom and live in there till this is all over. The bad thing is I am doing this to myself on purpose. It isn't like I ate something and have food poisoning, or something doesn't agree with my system that I did. I am drinking a liquid that flushes out your system and with all the stuff you eat day in and day out, I hate to tell you, it doesn't all come out people. It finds some kind of crevice and packs itself in. Feel bloated? What do you think that is?

Ever hear the saying "what died in you?" Yeah well think about it. All that fatty, sugary food that wants to cling to your system and make a home in your warm cozy intestines...

Okay, I just talked myself into continuing. Give me another round please, time to start cleanse day four...

Comments

  1. Rachel DangerfieldApril 28, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    I feel like I would legitimately have to take a week off from working to do this.

    It's bizarrely tempting, actually...

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